{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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