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The 1984 All-Big Ten Conference football team consists of American football players chosen as All-Big Ten Conference players for the 1984 Big Ten Conference football season. The organizations selecting All-Big Ten teams in 1987 included the Associated Press (AP) and the United Press International (UPI).
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s E.T. short for?","punchline":"He’s only got little legs.","id":276}
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