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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do ghosts call their true love?","punchline":"Their ghoul-friend","id":102}

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