{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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