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Róbert Mak is a Slovak professional footballer who currently plays as a winger for Slovan Bratislava and the Slovakia national team.
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Whiplash Smile is the third studio album by English rock musician Billy Idol, released on 20 October 1986 by Chrysalis Records. After the success of his previous album, Rebel Yell (1983), Idol continued his collaboration with producer Keith Forsey and guitarist Steve Stevens while writing and producing songs. The album utilizes Stevens' characteristic guitar work, dance beats, and synth-heavy production.
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